This is just the kind of news you guys have been waiting for …
A study shows that women who perform a fellatio (blow-job) and swallow the semen have a lower risk of getting breast cancer.
A friend sent me an Oct 2, 2003 report by AP that says women who do this on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%.
The study by the North Carolina State University was done on over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid over the past ten years.
“Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.
“Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”
The study is reported in the Journal of Medical Research.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”
… I’m speechless – and not because my mouth is full but because the research seems a little hard to swallow but there could be some truth to it.