Swallow it, ladies, it’s good for you

This is just the kind of news you guys have been waiting for …

A study shows that women who perform a fellatio (blow-job) and swallow the semen have a lower risk of getting breast cancer.

A friend sent me an Oct 2, 2003 report by AP that says women who do this on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%.

The study by the North Carolina State University was done on over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid over the past ten years.

“Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

“Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

The study is reported in the Journal of Medical Research.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”

… I’m speechless – and not because my mouth is full but because the research seems a little hard to swallow but there could be some truth to it.



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17 responses to “Swallow it, ladies, it’s good for you

  1. Wow… It really makes one wonders what is really in the semen.
    Crazy ideas that seem to work?
    What else can researchers proof?

  2. nstman

    If felatio be the food of love, suck it.

  3. Habib RAK

    hmmm…. what else will they think of?

  4. If they’re capable of coming to such conclusions via experiments etc, why do they not find out what it is exactly the semen contains that prevents breast cancer; extract it; and produce a new drug that can be taken regularly? I find oral-sex simply disgusting.

  5. absolutemanifesto

    Take that, feminists!

    <3Absolute Manifesto<3

  6. Dr Chua Soi Leck will be pleased!! Was he not practicing the right medical preventative medicine that was unfortunately videoed? And we all could only think of the worst! His interrogators at the MCA disciplinary hearing can eat their heart out now!! They should all be feeling guilty for rather seeing their wives subject to breast cancer than to offer them preventative medicine! At least with Chua he can claim doctor patient relationship. These guys?? (if they are doing it with some other woman, that is!!)

  7. just finished reading the article by helen ang-boy today must be mylucky day—smiling twice twice and its still morning.
    gonna read your 2nd article now

  8. lieutenantslothropsv2

    heard this on adam carolla’s podcast–if it’s true, then that sucks for girls who don’t like it… they’re gonna get so much more crap for it now 🙂

    “but it’s healthy, baby!”


  9. Don’t tell my hubby this shit!
    Damn it all. Men get all the lucky studies done for them. 😉

  10. lucferris

    I told my wife about this. Her response was that cancer doesn’t run in her family.

  11. Idle minds with nothing better to do would do anything under the euphemism of research to dig into the research grants. What next? Sperms in phials for the needy?

  12. saphira

    urggh. there’s urea and calories in that gunk!!!

    From Google answers:
    An actual
    nutritional label can’t really be duplicated for this substance, since
    there is no officially recommended daily allowance, and the recipe
    varies considerably from individual to individual. You might say that
    the exact chemical and nutritional composition depends upon the
    manufacturer. 😉

    “Composition of Semen
    According to Sandor Gardos, Ph.D, the former About Sexuality Guide, it
    contains very modest quantities of the following substances…

    ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol,
    choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose,
    glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium,
    nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid,
    sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12,
    and zinc.”

  13. writestreet

    It’s as disgusting for me as it is for you, ladies. I’m going to look for less nauseous ways of keeping cancer at bay.
    And why is it that it’s always the disgusting stuff that is good for you.

  14. Marc

    And here we were all thinking that it’s a cure for pimples…

  15. Roger BB.

    Adding on to Paul Warren’s comment, fellatio does contain whole lots of enzymes that act as catalyst to collagen, have shown favorable to the skin, that seems to look better with age. More significant for women during her pre-menopausal stage. Make your day!!! goldies.

  16. Mr.wong

    LoL. This was a hoax report written by NCSU student Brandon Williamson back in 2003. It was ranked as top 25 urban legends then. Anyway, fella got into so much trouble with CNN that he retracted the article. Though it’s a good excuse which i don’t mind. My apologies for busting this but i don’t mind if my lady friend swallowing. It’s their choice.

  17. eva

    that dr helena shifteer is a shifty character. she’s probably been paid by SOMEONE, definitely a group of men to promote fellatio.

    i suggest women take this with a pinch of….yeah, salt.

    don’t go crazy with this.

    next year, you’ll be reading that semen causes cancer.

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